One day a week or so ago, I answered the phone at the accounting firm at which I work, and heard something I had never heard before. A little bit off-color, for the more sensitive people out there.
Caller: I would like to make an appointment for me to come in and get tested for Venereal diseases/STDs.
Me: *surprised* Umm, what?
Caller reiterates his request
Me: Um, this is an accounting firm, sir.
Caller: No, no, this is for me, an individual, not an accounting firm.
Me: No, I mean the number you called is an accounting firm.
Caller: I’m sorry I must have dialed the wrong number.
Me: Quite alright. Good luck!