Love Handles Save Lives!

Lovehandles

Article courtesy of the New York Post:

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — A Florida woman says her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar.

Samantha Lynn Frazier says she heard two pops when she walked into Herman’s Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side.

Atlantic City police say Frazier was an innocent bystander. Detective Lt. Charles Love says the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.

The suspect remains at large.

Frazier tells The Press of Atlantic City she had been “hollering” how she wanted to lose weight. She now says “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”

Funniest part about the article is that it says “the subject remains AT LARGE”. GET IT?!?! I crack me up.

Also from the Press of Atlantic City:

“I’m going to be 36 in July,” she said. “Thank God, I’m going to be 36. I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life. I’d been hollering how I want to lose weight,” she added. “I don’t want to lose weight anymore. I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”

Oy.

Original article here.

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